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Facebook Games 

Games you can play over Facebook such as Mafia wars, Farmville, and Cafe World. They are for people with no real skill at actual computer games and constantly feed annoying and pointless status updates to your news feed.
Farmville player's auto news update: "Idiot found a black sheep and it's very lonely and looking for a home!!!!!"

Sensible Facebook user: "Facebook games are fucking stupid." *blocks Farmville*
Facebook Games by starman666 December 15, 2009

facebook.com 

Site which takes life from people, and gets crazy profits from advertising on right side of facebook page
dude are u on facebook.com??
no I have life!
facebook.com by prowebmaster February 22, 2010

Facebook Twit 

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.
A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!
Facebook Twit by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

Facebook Fast 

To deactivate your facebook account and not activate it for as long as you can until you give in.
Jennifer: Hey did Susan get rid of you also on facebook?
Tim: No, she just went on a Facebook Fast.

Facebook filter 

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.
I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

Facebook countdown 

When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.
YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!

FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.

FRIEND: you freak!
Facebook countdown by Nachoo December 19, 2009