epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

by LilJonWask September 6, 2005

epic fail

When something is ruined horribly, or is buggy beyond belief. Full of fail.

The Kiwibox 3.0 web page will be an epic fail.

by bestestfiend November 1, 2009

Epic Fail

an epic fail is a term used when something unexpectedly funny happens or is happening.

A Sign that says "We sell the best GLASS" and the G and L have been blown away so it says "We sell the best ASS" Epic Fail

or

A Coca Cola truck carrying Pepsi products.Epic Fail

by Simpsonfan15 February 28, 2010

epifania

The coolest kid on the block, goes by Epi for short. Epi is always hanging out with her best friends and she lives animals. She can sometimes be a little over dramatic but usually is calm and collected. If you find an Epi keep her forever because you will never find anyone else quite like her!

Man Epifania is a cool kid!

by Heyyyyy :) May 16, 2018

Epic Gamer Moment

When you hit multiple people with your car for the lols

*gets a double kill IRL*
-Wow that’s an epic gamer moment

by Joe Moma is ugly January 12, 2021

Delta Kappa Epsilon

1. Delta Kappa Epsilon is the 10th oldest fraternity in the country. Delta Kappa Epsilon (Also known as DKE) was founded in Phi-Yale on June 22, 1844 by 15 outstanding men in the old south hall room 12. 5 US presidents were DEKES (another term for brothers of Delta Kappa Epsilon) DEKES spend most of their time drinking nattys with the boys and training their pledges. (Not hazing, these hands don’t haze)
2. The finest guys on the row
3. Future millionaires

Are you going to the Delta Kappa Epsilon party later? I heard the brothers are sexy and have big dicks.

by nattydaddy12 September 16, 2019

Epping

The center of the universe.

if you are not in Epping you are not in the center of the universe. "The center of the universe."

by jojo09 August 11, 2008