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Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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Scape-Driver

To drive aggressively, or carelessly, causing accidents or forcing other drivers to swerve, brake suddenly, or take some type of defensive action. At the same time swearing at them and blaming everyone else for the situation. Passing 20 cars in a lane that everyone knows ends ahead, and saying "that bi*%h cut me off!" or "Oh I know you're gonna let me in there!"
Man john is such a crappy driver, he almost killed us yesterday, but he's allways got a scape-driver to take the blame.
by lostlyricist February 4, 2010
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chocky speedway driver

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
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Fellistabus Driver

When the designated driver gets drunk and doesn't tell you
Brad was the DD, but we found out he was the fellistabus driver when he swerved all over the road.
by Hevy February 15, 2017
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Frontseat Driver

A man has vaginal sex while she drops a deuce.
I was the frontseat driver with Trixy last night.
by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020
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Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
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