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December 1st

The day that follows NNN in which you can finally bust that fat nut that you’ve been harnessing for a whole month. Boys, it’s time for Destroy your Dick December
Him: Yes! Finally it’s December 1st
*goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss*
*forgot to lock the door*
*mother walks in*
*busts fat nut all over mom...*
by iForgor💀 November 16, 2018
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december 26th

i’d avoid all the dumb b**ches on december 26th
by kkajsnzkKkkzjx October 14, 2019
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December 20th

This is the day the most iconic tiktoker was born. this is all life has going for them.
he/she was born on December 20th so no one ever went to his/her birthday parties. we should follow him/her on tiktok 😔
by B.ellamuerte October 17, 2019
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duster december

The time of the year known as december, where people (mostly men) decide to grow extremely dirty mexi moustaches. The greasier, the better. Originated in the small town of Whitecourt, Alberta. Very similar to "No-Shave November."
Man 1: "Aw dude your stache is sick!"
Man 2: "Yeah man, it's duster december! Gotta grow out the mexican stache!"
Man 1: "I wish I could grow facial hair as golden as that."
Man 2" *winks*
by dusty whitecourtian. December 8, 2010
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December

An excellent time of year where the snow is beautiful, the weather is cold, and the closer you get to the end of the month the more your birthday sucks.

If your birthday is very close to Christmas, it is okay to hate your birthday.
I and four other people in my family have birthdays in December, all around Christmas. I hate my birthday.
by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009
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December 21

The day most black people will receive an upgrade to their DNA. Because of black people's superior genetic differences, they will be able to have superpowers that have only been explored in fiction.
1: Have you heard about December 21rst?

2: No? what's suppose to happen?
1: pretty much on December 21, black people will supposedly be able to tap into their real DNA and the majority will be able to do things that most people think are fiction. at least that's what the girl on Twitter says.
by ViViKitten<3 December 16, 2020
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