lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

Jason day

Literally the love of my life. He doesn’t know it yet but he means to the world to me, good or bad terms and it will always be that way. I’m too pussy to tell him soo..... if you ever find this ily dummy

Jason day is my euphoria

by big headdd November 5, 2020

Thurkey Day

Slang for thanksgiving since it’s the Thursday that many of us eat turkey

I am gonna really chow down on Thurkey day this year

by Breaking dancing on cardboard November 24, 2020

Brain Day

The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.

Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.

by fsdzgxchjvbknllm May 17, 2021

bestie day

its the day that u spend time with ur besties

Bestie day is also a day where u make fun of ur old toxic besties

yes im talking abt shuichi, kaede,hamjam,todo and unicorne -mikan (my besties

Bestie day is the best day

by mikansbestiesmatter April 24, 2021

Day Partier

Someone who prefers to start partying earlier rather than later in the day during the daylight hours and goes to bed soon after sundown.

He is such a day partier. He gets up and starts drinking and partying by 1pm on Saturday and goes to bed at 9pm.

by Roycer July 29, 2009

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019