Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 06, 2016

Ding Dong Didley

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 02, 2018

Spacalaca ding dong

A fucking stupid person

Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"

by Sexi_mexi18 March 07, 2017

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 07, 2022

Choc-ice dong

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van

He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!

by Scarletspeedzter July 05, 2021

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 18, 2019