Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.
Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.
by Danobobano October 20, 2005
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Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
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A male with a good penis length (7 or 8 inches ideal), but lacks in width.
Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Female - So how big is your dick?
Male - Pretty big
Female - Like what's the length?
Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.
Female - Okay, but what about the width?
Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.
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Male - Pretty big
Female - Like what's the length?
Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.
Female - Okay, but what about the width?
Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.
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Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.
Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.
by McShane September 20, 2009
Get the Dick Cheney mug.A psychological mindset affecting the large majority, if not all, men, in which they develop insecurities about the size of their penises and therefore deem it necessary to kill all other males whom they have (un)reasonable suspicion to believe have larger penises.
An idea first proposed by George Carlin, it serves as a credible explanation for most fights, conflicts, and wars perpetrated by and involving men.
"That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent macho-male posturing strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about: it's called 'dick fear'. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate, and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other to improve their self-esteem."
An idea first proposed by George Carlin, it serves as a credible explanation for most fights, conflicts, and wars perpetrated by and involving men.
"That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent macho-male posturing strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about: it's called 'dick fear'. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate, and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other to improve their self-esteem."
"Ever since James joined the football team, he's hated Michael; just yesterday, he fought him in the cafeteria. I can only guess why: dick fear."
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
by Antoinou May 25, 2010
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