coot

gandering, cocky, having a mouch about,popping red tongue in and out, waving at other fine coots.

a gandering coot
drunk as a coot
an african badgers coot

by Team Jiz December 11, 2006

im a cooter

yo im a cooter is a ftg @(OO)@ eric poirier

im a cooter is a fgt

by ass and tiites 420 December 24, 2008

Cooter Blast

Ejaculation.

He just cooter blasted all over her face!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

cooter roundhouse

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick

Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!

by Emily843 September 12, 2008

cooterbacon

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.

Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.

by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008

cooteh

Means to be perfect in every way and to induce sex in every female he encounters

omg your so much like cooteh in that outfit

by tehjames January 6, 2008