emergency crush

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.

Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.

by Ringo16 July 15, 2016

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

crush anxiety

When someone have anxiety and develops a crush on someone, resulting the build up of anxiety around everyone, but especially their crush.

Olivia: "I have so much crush anxiety"
Taylor: "Me too, it's crazy how anxiety spikes when you get a crush"

by phiabi July 29, 2023

Crush dreams

Beating someone so bad that they want to quit whatever it is they thought they could beat you at. Letting your opponent think they can beat you or let them get ahead and get their hopes so high that when you beat them they will never assume a win again

"Hey Matt , lets go golfing and find some yuppies with fancy cloths and crush dreams brah"

by Aldonut May 29, 2018

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017