rasta crotch

An unfortunate occurence that afflicts both men and women. Due to poor hygiene and grooming habits, ones pubic hairs will actually become, matted, knotted, and tangled - forming dreadlocks.

Guy 1: You still dating whats her name?
Guy 2: No man, I got her pants off and she had rasta crotch.
Guy 1: That stinks.
Guy 2: You're not joking about that.

by My Other ride is your mom April 23, 2006

fire crotch

a redhead

My friend is a fire crotch.

by Blake November 13, 2002

Crotch Pot

When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.

Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.

by Hello my names "Jake!" January 19, 2014

Funny Crotch

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

by Chris March 15, 2005

crotch rot

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins.

-MA!
-yes Ana?
-I think i have crotch rot!
-hmm let me check....
-(erotic sounds)
-mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

Lock Crotch

A Vagina that doesn't like to let a penis have its freedom. Crotch won' open, pitbull snatch.

Missy gets all lock crotch on her husband. Man that bitch gotz a big ol' case of Pitbull snatch... 360 Days A Year!

by Desiree Markert January 2, 2009