if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’

a quote about having fun from emily in 401

me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!

emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020

couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025