A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
Get the if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’ mug.by Couch cat February 25, 2019
Get the Couch troll mug.An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.
Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch
Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.
Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...
Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...
Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.
Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...
Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...
by Khailen October 25, 2025
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Get the couch plant mug.The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
Get the Couch Potato-ness mug.Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 16, 2023
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