Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018

corporeality

The phenomenon that a body external to one's self is not the same body from one moment to the next.

A phenomenon of the memory-space continuum.

Corporeality is a phenomenon and continuity-of-consciousness is a metaphenomenon of the memory-space continuum.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

CorpNope

CorpNope is a fucking picasso among men. The kind that all leaders worship for his ingenuity of fucking modern arts. This fucker has no issues swearing like hes fucking 12, which is his only fucking shitty ass fault. This god among men knows the secrets to life, art, and the very nature of the fucking universe it fucking self.

This man is like a fucking nude stripper in middle of fucking antartica. Hot and cool at the same fucking time. He's a fucking one of a fucking kind, truly

I fucking love CorpNope.

by CorpNope October 12, 2019

corporealization day

1. Birthday
2. Spawniversary

“Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."

by GuanPi6'r March 25, 2020

Corpsveau

The Corpsveau is a mythical cross-bred creature that is half snake and half crow. While the origin story of the very first corpsveau is yet a mystery, legend has it that it first spontaneously emerged as the result of a poor translation between the words "snake", "raven", and "corbeau" which instantaneously breathed life into the first of its kind.

Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).

A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".

At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.

The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.

@46.743882, -71.456396
Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**

by chasingtheinfinite February 24, 2021

corporeous

a fuckload in quantity, specifically used for obscene amounts of substances put in one's body.

Nahhhh man, this shit's all good as long as you ain't doing corporeous amounts every day.

by bingbongbitches March 2, 2021

CorpFem

also known as corporate feminism, or the belief that placing women of color and cracker bitches into positions of corporate power will result in the transformation of extractive capitalism into an empathetic form of social good

Trans dude: Did you see Becky's shirt in class today?

Trans girl: No, what did it say?
Trans dude: "Girls Belong in the Boardroom. Save the World Today!"
Trans girl: Ew, Becky is hella into CorpFem. Makes me laugh and puke at the same time!

by Jill Olala February 9, 2021