When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
Get the Cop’s breakfastmug. A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
by Ephless April 25, 2024
Get the Acorn Copmug. 
by Evrtt November 23, 2016
Get the Spider copmug. Word used by people with inferior vocabularies in order to sound offical and educated. usually used many times in one paragraph.
by annoyed August 25, 2004
Get the cop wordmug. by dagangace May 21, 2008
Get the half-copmug. (Noun)
1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.
2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.
Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.
2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.
Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
Get the Copmug.