cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022

Cosby nap

Medicinally induced heavy nap.

It’s finally my day off. It’s been a really hard week. I think I’ll get some Benadryl and take a Cosby nap.

by My soul. It’s broken January 30, 2023

Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.

Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.

by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023

costinpated

Being presented with the same ridiculous,
baseless, and illogical claims time and time
again, that you don't give a shit anymore.

Reading yet another post in the backgammon forum about orchestrated dice, I immediately felt costinpated.

by Chama Banana July 24, 2023

cosmomoonn

cosmomoonn is how a person refers to every single emoji made by intergalactic species. 👽🛸👾

Man that cosmomoonn seems to be getting quirkier nowadays.

by Kistune September 25, 2023

Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.

DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

probable cosby

Evidence of guilt based on sheer number of accusations

There was no forensic evidence, and no eyewitness, but the judge found Probable Cosby because there were so many people who were willing to testify against him; There was no direct evidence, but there was Probable Cosby

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014