Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

chone

Pronunciation: rhymes with cone, ch- (as in child) sound in front

noun
1. a fellow teenage boy

2. nickname for someone close to you

3. loser (if used in certain contexts)

adjective
4. refers to an action that is negative in some way, but typical of the person (often used with "so" before)

1. Do you know that chone?

2. Sup, chone.

3. Wow, what a chone.

4. That's so chone!

by The Chone May 2, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised men are snoodling and the one with the girthier penis pulls back his foreskin, exposing the head, then the skinnier penis wraps his foreskin around the head of the larger, followed by the larger wrapping it's foreskin over the skinnier penis's foreskin.
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.

Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"

Dude. I just walked in on Joel and Frank locked in a Chinese Finger Trap! I'm scarred for life!

by Jeets February 14, 2014

Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.

She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

chinese faggot buster

chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.

hes such a chinese faggot buster

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Chinese Communist Party

A group of people whom are alway great, alway proud and alway correct, when they make stupid mistake and/or get people killed.

Salute to the Chinese Communist Party.

by Gesture September 5, 2008

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005