Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

Changeling

A genus of fly that can transform into ANYTHING, Even people

That cat isn't a cat it's secretly a changeling in disguise

by RiskDaFrog September 20, 2023

changed hate day october 16

day where you send hate to changed and its dumbass fans

changed fan:i love changed
sane person:go fuck yourself
dumbnass simp for a few pixels on the screen:puro is hot
sane person:kill yours-
sane friend:heyyo brotha its changed hate day october 16
sane friends friend:fuck yeah time to send death threats to changed fans

by quickys urban dictoanery acc October 12, 2023

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

Chancess

Chancess is a pretty girl, who enjoys playing sports (specifically basketball) , she loves all her friends, & family.

Look, theres a chancess over there.
(yall its making me do this)
-chancess 11/20/23

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Chanesia

A pretty girl who has good vibes at all times she’s really thick also she can dress and she doesn’t take no disrespect from nobody I mean nobody!

P1:ur so aggravating

Chanesia: ok and ur not?

by anonymous November 20, 2023