challented

-adjective
Having a talent that makes your life more challenging than it would have been without this ability.

"Hey Lisa you always seem to get hit in the head with dodgeballs in gym class."
"Yeah I know, I'm challented."

"Wow dude you're really challented at picking up the crazy chicks"

by Sarzio July 9, 2010

most extreme elimination challenge

A hillarious show produced and displayed on Spike TV where japanese people take part in ridiculous physical challenges where they are most likely seriously injured or killed. Formerly known as "Takeshi's Castle" in Japan, until it met an untimely demise. Then America stole it and horribly dubbed it with hillarious sayings, phrases, and names. Currently hosted by Kenny Blakenship and Vic Romano, with commentary by Guy LeDouche, and contestant-help by Captain Tenneal, Also frequented by Bobaganooshes, and workers from minor industries.

Basically the best damned show currently on Spike TV.

See MXC

*Girl gets smacked in the face with a Soccer Ball and is knocked unconscious for 4 hours."

Kenny: I see the problem here Vic, she tried to catch the ball with her forehead!

Vic: Right you are Ken!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Chillininlasolaslikeimjoeyparrino

Hanging out at the beach with a false sense of entitlement and accomplishment attributed to one's own life which allows one to enjoy the beach and honestly feel that one deserves to be out there, all while having a falsely inflated ego leading one to believe that they are the "F"ing man!

That landscaper who was out by the Don Cesar was definitely chillininlasolaslikeimjoeyparrino!

by The Definition Don June 26, 2008

calling rita

after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or anticipating diarrhea.

"oh shit i gotta use the bathroom rita's calling"

"i'm sorry i can't come over there, right now i'm calling rita"

by mil-town crown January 9, 2009

Inertially challenged

Politically correct way to say "fat"

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.

by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006

Big Chillin

When your high and chilling

We just came from Walmart we were Big Chillin

by ItsVinnyBrahh March 26, 2019

Big Hunk Challenge

The big hunk challenge is when a person is given a Big Hunk Candy Bar, and are then sexed in the poop-chute until the big hunk bar is consumed in it's entirety.

Tim received a t-shirt that read "I survived the Big Hunk Challenge" after he survived "The Big Hunk Challenge".

by Big Slapper May 25, 2010