Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.

I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.

by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021

Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021

Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off

Lets build the chair god at break

by Kaddle April 30, 2021

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021

Red chair

A chair that is the color red

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021