Carsonazation.

(v.) the act of making everything dark and scary in order to keep someone out.

Tom- why is everything so dark?
Julie- its the act of carsonazation.. cuz emily wants to come over.

by Sunny in clouds June 16, 2009

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

Carsona

The combination of ones persona and lifestyle choices that are accurately matched to a vehicle or amenities that vehicle possesses.

Her Carsona changes every month depending on her work

by Find your car November 16, 2022

carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.

by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008

Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.

Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense

by daul porris June 17, 2011

Carsionvicspaciousful

Adj; A word that describes the highest state of beauty and originality. Mainly used in the Greek language to describe a Goddess figure, or princess.

That girl is carsionvicspaciousful!

by Pathagarus October 13, 2011

carjones

The extra balls one gains behind the wheel of a vehicle.

Whoa! Did you see that guy cut me off? That guy has some carjones.

by Fenris117 August 16, 2014