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Carniscatarian

/kar-nis-kuh-tair-ee-uhn/

Noun

– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.

– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.

Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.

Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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Carnation Wedding

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I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
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The Carnival of Ham

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Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
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Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.
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