Carlo

Carlo is a natural born pimp!

From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.

Carlo HES our hee hee man

by The Giza December 1, 2019

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Carlo

A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlo has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart
damn that guy is such a Carlo

oh my god look Ashley don't you wish you had a Carlos like that

by Carlo Eurchan November 22, 2021

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Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023

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Agustin Carlo

He's so easy to be with. I love his sense of humor. At first he's acting like a serious father, you can't even joke to him. But when you get to know him, everything will become memorable. I just became close to him in chats. He's my best friend ex mu, that's why I can't fall in love with him

Agustin Carlo is a very good friend.

by nyeam_beatrice June 7, 2021

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