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Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.
by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009
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gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon
Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon
by Dsav July 31, 2015
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ruby cannon

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

And a joker who is mans best mate innit
by Jack113 July 29, 2019
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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