Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

canadian

literally the kindest people ever

Person1: I'm sorry

Person2: who the fuck is that

Person3: i dunno probably a canadian

by someotherbro June 10, 2018

canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.

Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.

by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018

Canadian Trainride

A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you

Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

by Louda1 October 7, 2018

Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

canadian push

When you are peeing and you give it one good blast

I was taking a leak and wanted to finish up so I gave it the Canadian push.

by Tugger82 December 6, 2018

canadian blow

The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.

Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?

by Pseudanonym March 18, 2019