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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!
by Nccj February 25, 2021
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Covid Blowfest

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest
by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020
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Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.
Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
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Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.
Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.
by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021
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Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021
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Covid

by Skull3398 March 18, 2022
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