congrammies

A sarcastic form of congratulation for someone’s bad singing.

Congrammies on your rendition of never gonna give you up. It really was great.

by Thatsnotabrandofbread February 12, 2024

Congratufukilations

To express congrats toward someone in the most sarcastic fashion

Congratufukilations your big mouth woke the bear up!

by Thottie2Hottie February 12, 2024

Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.

Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.

by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024

congridooloshans

congratulations, only you don't mean it

Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: I wet my pants
Guy 1: congridooloshans

by Anonymous psoodonim March 4, 2024

Congrammies

A sarcastic form of congratulation

Congrammies, do you want a medal for that?

by Thatsnotabrandofbread March 10, 2024