butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

fish butthole

its ,like a but hole but for a fish

Guy1: i like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself

by fish butthole man June 15, 2022

Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some

Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.

by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022

Butthole Princess

A person that only has anal sex in order to save their 'virginity'.

Frank is an butthole princess. He won't fuck me with his dick until marriage. He's saving himself.

Jessica thinks she's still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex. She loves anal though. She's such a butthole princess.

by Hoe Handler December 22, 2022

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015