Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
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"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
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A flesh hold that excretes feces and in some cases cum or a type of cream if something long hard thick juicy black slightly curved to the left is inserted and can be eaten out .
A butthole is a flesh hole.
by anonymous May 19, 2023
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Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
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