Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.

Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly

by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.

Oh ya burrito sleve, wet me.

by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017

burrito ass

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

by dictat-har June 27, 2016

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Burrito

One of the most amazing things ever created by man

I Need A burrito right now

by ILikeBurritos3 September 22, 2019

Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.

Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.

by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025