broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

broken pecker by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Birkensocker 

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

Birkensocker by Camor September 5, 2011

bookend nonsense 

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology

"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"

bookend nonsense by Nephilium November 13, 2011

Bookend 

(verb) 1) A term used by someone who is too complacent to admit another person is awesome.

The guys in room E12 keep calling me a bookend.

Hey, check out that bookend!

I wish I was a bookend.

Bookend by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012

brokenbooms 

Has an awesome personality and is extremely nice. Is really hot and dresses well. Dresses like a skateboarder but a good looking one. Is definitely a lady charmer and a ladies man.

A BrokenBooms approaches the young female and is quickly mauled by five others because of his gorgeousness.

brokenbooms by pseudonym master September 12, 2013

broken yoyo 

Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.

You're my broken yoyo

broken yoyo by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015

broken jumper 

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

broken jumper by 03logan01 September 14, 2016