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tight as a coke bottle 

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.
Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

Heaven in a bottle 

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.
Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

spunk the bottle 

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
spunk the bottle by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Atomic water bottle 

When you piss, shit, and nut in some sort of container
Yo I made an atomic water bottle last night.

Shooting water bottle rockets 

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.
Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys

Smack the bottle 

To casually take a sip or swig of a any liquor bottle.
Brian told Zach to smack the bottle to stay warm.