Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.

Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"

by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025

Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.

Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."

by Admiral Soweto December 13, 2023

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019