tinker bell

when a man ejaculates on a person, then simultaneously takes a fist full of glitter and or sparkles, and then lightly and gracefully onto that said person.

Daren:" Bro, did you see that girl i left with last night?
Alex:"Ya man she was hot"
Daren: "I took her back to my place and tinker belled her right in the face,
That bitch was glowing"
Alex: "I bet she believes in fairies now"

by Bofina and Shanaynay March 16, 2014

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taco bell challenge

A true challenge indeed. Over the span of 3 months, consume nothing but Taco Bell, and Diet Soda. No other beverage or food is allowed. This includes alcohol, as alcohol may help to ease the pain of this process. If the challenger dies anytime during the 3 months, challenge is over, and deemed a failure. Any lapse resulting in a coma will also end the challenge, and the challenge must begin again from day 1 should the challenger decide to resume, but only after challenger comes out of said coma.

It is said that completion of this challenge can lead to excessive weight loss. This is, however, a myth.

Bill -- "Hey man, did you see that weird cloud over by Jim's house?"
Roger -- "Yeah, Jim is taking the Taco Bell Challenge, he just finished month 2, it's starting to get scary"

by Joel Spangler January 6, 2006

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Rob Bell

The founder of Mars Hill "Bible" Church located in Grandville, Michigan, not to be confused with the Mars Hill Church pastored by Mark Driscoll in Seattle,Washington. Rob Bell says that he is a christian but if anyone truly listens to his NOOMA (coming from the greek word pneuma meaning wind or spirit) videos or pays attention to his book Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith, you see that he is nothing more than a postmodern, subjective truth believing emergent heretic. He says in his book, "I say that the system (christianity) has to be changed. It has to be destroyed and replaced not with another system but with an entirely new way of life."(Pg. 120). This guy wants to repaint the christian faith to fit his own emergent agenda and propaganda. He believes that it is irrelevant or unimportant that the Virgin Mary actually be a virgin. Without a virgin birth there is NO Jesus. I went to public school and even I know that. Among many heresies he teaches under the guise of Christianity he teaches in his book and video series that Jesus is not necessarily the ONLY way to eternal life with God but simply the BEST way to "the depth of reality" (pg. 21). This is to dismiss orthodox Christianity completely. He is a liar and a heretic and a wolf in sheeps clothing.

JOHN: Dude, I want to go to church but I don't want to hear about Jesus or God or get preached at with the Bible.

DAVE: You should go to Rob Bell's church cuz they don't teach anything. And if you want to feel spiritual and new age watch Rob Bell's NOOMA videos.

JOHN: Thanks Dave! I always wanted to go to hell in an emergent hand basket!!

"Poop is emergent too."

by Cheez-it November 1, 2008

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Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.

by Lifejacket July 30, 2008

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