beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

beat goods

A girl or guy that's been around the block more than once.

Guy 1: That girl over there's pretty cute.
Guy 2: Nah bro that girl is beat goods.

by jjjj$ April 9, 2011

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

beatbox

To create music with the mouth. Without prejudices and or limitation of impression. Trans versed to a representable presentation of the self's in/or of life's journey. and or art for the contention of being a continuation of self. Motivation to some. As is most other arts, and form for one own position and translation of thought. the real question is how can beatboxing define you?

same as said above. Live Life. i love to beatbox.

Can you even tell if i can beatbox?
How does one position themselves in a place to have sex and beatbox within a paradoxical flow..?

by RembRuhKnot April 6, 2016

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

Beaten with an ugly stick

Ugly visage beyond fugly. Intensely unattractive.

Damn!! Bitch looks like she bin beaten with an ugly stick!!

by 1961sg October 26, 2016