AUTOEXEC.BAT

I am a computer-man. My Autoexec.bat is large and firm.

Poonface

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

The bat of all men

Batman's super, more cool, hip dee dee hop, outrageous, better, more dudeful sidekick.

Where's batman?
Who cares, heres THE BAT OF ALL MEN!
No, that is a bat on a poster of a naked ma.. EUGHH!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

space bat

A rounded club made of exotic particles, wider at the hitting end. High energy exotic particles are found to exist at the hitting end while smaller lower energy exotic particles are found at the tapered handle end. A space bat is used to alter the shape or move parts of space from one set of euclidean geometric coordinates to another.

That space bat should be able to alter the comets path so it avoids Earth.

by Nick W May 13, 2005

fury bat

A phat wank usually following something that has made you angry. A fury bat is also done extremely fast, as it mimics the use of a stress ball for example.

"Man i'm angry as a dog.. Im gonna go have a huge fury bat!"

"Dude, you shoulda seen me last night at the gath.. I hell flopped it out and had a mass fury bat around the fire!"

by The_Jizz_Factor July 14, 2007

Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

Hit a ball with a bat

Hit puberty

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat

by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018