fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016

Grass burrito

Another term for joint.

Tommy let's light up this grass burrito.

by Demodogs May 30, 2017

missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

green burrito

Something that is scary beyond measure

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

by yeet train to swaggsville June 13, 2017

Spicy burrito

Its a hit burrito you perves.

I ate a spicy burrito last night.

by Bobby Tarantino July 1, 2017