Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025

Burrito Man

The owner of a beefy little penis

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man

by Skindle September 15, 2023

Bison Burrito

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.

James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.

by Yea123455 January 11, 2022

Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018

Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

Del tacos burrito

Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in

Person: I love Del tacos burritos

Person2: mhm

by DingDong900 December 14, 2023