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Rita Book

The position when one penetrates a woman's anus while slithering and making slurping sounds.
Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.
by Josh Holnagel October 18, 2014
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like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
by Mierk March 25, 2009
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cleaning your book

to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend
Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.
by DaMaxEPad January 17, 2011
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the book

I'll hit you up on the book

I'll add you on the book

I messaged you on the book
by k8ster January 6, 2008
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Burn Book Online

A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.

A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
by Sir Burner June 2, 2009
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
by lard is bad August 23, 2011
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