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hot bone

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.
by drpoonandtheteenangels May 3, 2009
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texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.
Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.
by Coochers April 14, 2008
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Monkey Wish Bone

A Sexual Act! Best performed by a male with above average upper body strengh or with a really small woman. First she has to very flexible and put both of her legs behind her head. Then she lays on her back and you pick her up by her wrists. She is wide open and ready for you to start swinging her on your shaft. The harder you slam that pussy the more OOoohh-Oooohh-Oooohh sounds you get.
A manuever usually performed by wild Gemini men! Example: We had wild "monkey wish bone" love last night.
by Diallo aka Gemini July 8, 2006
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bone me

by Bcan5877 August 12, 2016
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bobness

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie
your just a bobness you!!
by allen jamieson April 21, 2005
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bone fragment

A partial erection, usually caused by semi-arousal.
"Man, that bitch was so nasty, she didn't even give me a bone fragment."

"Jon was hesitant to shower with the guys at the gym for fear of getting a bone fragment."
by Juggernuts December 6, 2006
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Bonebait

Bonebait - a junior coworker who is so hot that her superiors would gladly risk their employment and a sexual harassment lawsuit in exchange for a sexual encounter with her
Example one: So, I'm sitting in the breakroom, pouring a cup of coffee, when that pile of smokin' bonebait that you call a secretary walks in. I poured her a cup, and she starts telling me about how bad her marriage is, and I thought, "Wow, half the lawyers in this town would gladly get a second divorce for a shot at this."

Example two: Yeah, your secretary looks pretty good... for her age... but you know that, twenty years ago, she was total bonebait.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 22, 2009
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