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blowjob bennett

blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs
“Holy shit blowjob bennett is huge!!”
by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024
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Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021
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Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
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Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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Broward Blowjob

When you cum in one of your girls ears and piss in the other, then put airpods in her ears and make her listen to trippy red.
My hoe was actin up so made her do a Broward Blowjob wit me.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
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Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
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