angry bird

the act of forming ur hand in the shape of a birds beak, and then jabbing someone with said hand, mimicking the action of a bird pecking u and when contact is made u yell out ANGRY BIRD! The only time u can pull this off is when u r trying to converse with a friend but their attention is on their stupid game of angry birds on their stupid iphone. Similar to a "fulmer poke"

I was telling jimmy about my weekend, but all he wanted to do was play angry birds on his iphone. so i angry birded him right in the neck and as he was gasping for air on the floor, not playing his game, i was able to finish telling him about my weekend

by pyro1507 April 23, 2011

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Angry Raccoon

n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"

Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!

by topdet408 February 28, 2008

Angry Workers Syndrome

The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!

by stevie September 19, 2003

Angry Poo Poo!

A rather large dump involving much scarring or bleeding of the butt hole

Aw man I just ate some Taco Bell and now my butt is giving me an "Angry Poo Poo!"

by buffalo soldier of Jersey March 13, 2011

Angry Dentist

Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.

Julie needs headgear after last night's Angry Dentist.

by Diditforthelulz January 14, 2008

Angry Vampire

when a guy is recieving oral pleasures he forces his penis in her mouth forcing her to bite!

i was getting a blow job from my girlfriend and the bitch gave me an angry vampire.

by invincable vin October 30, 2007