jesse alba

Straigt Beast.

That Gay skates like Jesse Alba.

by FRSHBOOB March 31, 2017

meowahu akbaru

CAT BRINGS DOG OF ALAH

MEOWAHU AKBARU KATMANDU

by OMEGAHAZZ May 2, 2017

brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

jose abarca

A guy with a large penis but an even bigger heart

Damn that jose abarca

by uvuvwevwevwe 69 July 4, 2017

delson alabre

A person with a "Monster" sized penis and if commonly known as the alpha of any group.

"Oh yeah he's the Delson Alabre of the group"

"I slept with him and he is a major Delson Alabre"

by Savage_God30 May 26, 2018

dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.

“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”

“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”

by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018