Someone who tries to suck his own dick but he can’t cause it’s too small. And when he goes to have sex his girl breaks up with him because of the size
by Dude Man 334432 January 11, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
by cool stuff cooler than the but March 28, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a sexy beast but when u get on his bad side he is quick to take someone's head off their shoulders and ready to rock anybody but when on his good side an amazing lover great kisser cuddles great and can grind all day and all night on his girl.
by Thegoat19354w8 April 5, 2018
Get the Alexmug. by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019
Get the Alexmug.