KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.

I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion

by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

Panda

Fuzzy black and white there you go

Pandas are cute

by Hgddghu February 9, 2019

Panda

A person of mixed race that is both black and white.

Joey: shut up you stupid panda

Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?

Joey: you’re black and white

Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?

Joey: 🐼

by Detective Deez January 11, 2023

Panda

She is the best girl in the world and a great supporter she always makes me happy and she is so kind you will love her from the first time because she is so attractive and beautiful she all my life,i love you

Love panda

by Kotby🐻‍❄️ January 7, 2021

hit the panda

To go to Panda Express for some dank chicken egg rolls or beJing beef.

Hey bro you trying to hit the panda?

by Charlieguy January 4, 2017

Panda phase

Someone obsessed with the asian culture.. With everything asian related. All of a sudden.

Sasha: You know what. I think im in a panda phase
Me: wait. Why ??
Sasha: I feel like I just love everything asian related. If I could become an asian I would !

Me: wow ! I thin---
Sasha (doesnt stop talking): their restaurant are soo adorable with those cats walking around. I want to go live their. Like. TODAY

by Minediie December 18, 2016