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Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 28, 2025
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Sean

This guy is tall and handsome. He has an amazing personality and is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s my favorite person and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else. He is by far the best cowboy I have ever seen. He ropes bulls like a bad ass and hunts Elk like no other. I’d get on a horse with him any day;) plus, unlike all the other Sean’s his dick is as long as a horses.
I was watching that show Yellowstone and Rip looks like a total Sean!
by L.Olivia November 23, 2021
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Sean

Typically the name of someone who could suck the shine of a spoon.
Man 1 : hey didnt you get a blow job of sean last week.

Man 2 : yeah he took my foreskin clean off and I came so hard I shat myself!
by Bruce the boost December 29, 2023
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Sean

hym is the dragon!
weve got to locate hym!
"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
by Krkič April 10, 2019
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Sean

He is an amazing person that you'll ever meet. His so patient, kind, clever, very smart, handsome and sexy {the dick big y'all}. He has a gorgeous voice, best kisser and he will always surprise you. Doesn't show that he does have feelings for you but 'll never let you down or let you go. His very loving and affectionate in mysterious ways, but also funny. A great cook and singer.
Me: Heyy Sean!
Him: Heyy baby girl, missed you.
by My$tery_l@dy July 29, 2023
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Sean

Sean has sex with old men and takes it up the bum a lot
by anonymous May 23, 2021
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Sean

(n) Usually of Irish American descent. Most Seans have a quick wit and tell inappropriate jokes. They are known to have a brain similar to a Macintosh computer and excel in Jeopardy. Seans tend to have exquisite taste in music and do not stick to one genre. Can be any music from Country & Western to HipHop/Rap. Seans are known to be wiggers but since they were raised in the trenches they get a pass. Seans can be found at most bars drinking Coronas and Fireball. Seans are loyal to their soil and cheer on their hometeams in sports. Seans are usually the person with the best gossip and also use the disclaimer "don't tell anyone, I don't need this coming back to me" . They definitely have "the gift to gab" and are full of one liners. They are one TikTok away from going viral.

Nicknames: SDot, SDizzle,SeanDon
-Who the hell is playing Kenny Rogers and 2pac on the jukebox!?!?
- Sean for suuurrreee
by Sdo415 November 23, 2021
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