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debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.
Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010
mugGet the debit card diarrheamug.

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.
College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"
by jrcdmc June 20, 2011
mugGet the Greek credit cardmug.

Captain America Card

In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.
SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!
by Rape Player July 5, 2004
mugGet the Captain America Cardmug.

6 joker cards

The six warnings of the dark carnival
1st card: The carnival of carnage
2nd card: The ringmaster
3rd card: The riddlebox
4th card: The Great Milenko
5th card(my fav): The amazing jecekl brothers,Jake and Jack
the last card is..:The Wraith
ICP's joker card albums are the names of these cards
by Zax January 15, 2004
mugGet the 6 joker cardsmug.

Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
by chavo190 August 1, 2011
mugGet the Credit Card Swipemug.

pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.
from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...
by jim December 13, 2003
mugGet the pull your cardmug.

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
mugGet the fuzzy credit cardmug.

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