12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.

Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”

by Star Spire December 22, 2019

X Æ A-12

The X in X Æ A-12 is the unknown variable. The Æ in X Æ A-12 is an elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence). Lastly the A - 12 in X Æ A-12 is precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft) which has no weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent.

Elon Musk: X Æ A-12 come here quickly, the Tesla is ready.

by big dick energy ariana grande May 6, 2020

12 gauge facelift

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.

If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.

by The Annonomys December 13, 2013

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

August 12, 2036

A specified date in which a heat death destroys mankind and the universe itself, as said by a computer powered Spongebob. As proved, most people say that artificial intelligence has gone too far and has advanced to a point where it's more knowledgeable than the average human. This is an example of that.

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

by blank flank June 6, 2023

12 minute girl

It takes her twelve minutes, instead of fifteen minutes, to orgasm whether it would be with just one guy or multiple. It's fairly convenient for all parties involved.

Louise is a 12 minute girl, let's invite her!

by Just Like Feels and Stuff August 21, 2018