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Ed

The name ed refers to the term of a guy chasing a girl who takes pride in torturing his mind with fake love leaving the guy upset with no option but to cry and pleasure himself countlessly till he develops erectile disfunction.

Later in life a Ed may start peeing and crapping his pants randomly due to the abuse.
Stop being a Ed your Willy will fall off
by Babyshowerblender July 5, 2024
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Ed

Ed is short for “Edgar” “Eddie” “Edwards” and so on

Ed is a cute, tanned guy who has brown hair and really brown eyes. He thinks he knows everything sometimes. He likes to know that he is right and will try and prove a point.

Ed is a little posh boy that sounds like a 5-year-old and when he is angry it is VERY funny.

In his life, there has been some very imbarrasing times...
Girl 1: Wait wait wait isnt that Ed?

Girl 2: yeah he’s soo cute

Girl 1: I don’t think so
Girl 2: I wanna date him
by BoredOutOfMyMind19 June 23, 2018
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Ed Sheeran

ginger GENIUS with a guitar, this UK singer-songwriter melts hearts with his smooth VOICE and relatable LYRICS. From "Shape of You" to "Thinking Out Loud," he's the go-to guy for acoustic LOVE vibes
Person 1: "I need a song for our wedding, something ROMANTIC."

Person 2: "Just put on some Ed Sheeran, you can't go WRONG.
by yeeee984759745 August 18, 2023
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Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
by Rambis50 October 27, 2021
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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS
by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023
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sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
by foug June 10, 2006
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Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food
I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
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