1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
by Gonzo December 26, 2003
Get the chopped-in-halfmug. A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010
Get the Half Standardmug. Schrödinger's decent.
Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time
used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..
Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time
used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..
Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!
by wordzlayer November 29, 2019
Get the Half Decentmug. by BlockX October 8, 2004
Get the half-tardmug. Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009
Get the Half Retardedmug. 1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'
2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system
2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system
by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006
Get the Half Castmug. When you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain't had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn't make sense yet.
I wuz sleepin on the train and some bitch bumped into me and when she said sorry i ain't understand her cause i wuz half-woke.
by DarkNova December 8, 2001
Get the half-wokemug.