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working for the man

the leafblower is really working for the man , huh
by dankmemesand3dprinters October 14, 2016
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mish mish man

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Man who manages ho's for sex
by tuchy June 5, 2003
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grown ass man

A guy or girl the like, that is 'on top of thangs'. Essentially, responsible for his/her doings, and not settling for the subpar.
by Ivan Alfaro October 22, 2006
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Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.

And all short men are in denial of it!
"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."
by Posh Birds Do It Best December 3, 2009
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Orange Man Bad

A chant yelled by Trump-supporters, who don't know how to respond to criticism, whenever someone says something negative about their president.
Stupid leftist: "Did you hear that the potus made a climate change denier run the Environmental Protection Agency, and also called Kim Jong Un 'short and fat'?"

Sane, rational republican: "HURR DURR! ORANGE MAN BAD! IM A STUPID LIBTARD NPC!"
by Rad Goon May 31, 2019
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Short Mans Syndrome

When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.
John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.
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old man and the sea

A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
Old Man and the Sea was a pretty fucking good book
by Fox of the field December 12, 2008
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