Hot RJ

The act of ejaculating on another’s pillow as well as farting on it. The purpose of this is to give the victim a cold sore and pink eye.

Me: Da fuck happen to your face?
Friend: I must’ve got hot RJ’d last night.
Me: your face smells like my taint....

by ww6252 June 16, 2018

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie

My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

Hot barrel

When a males Penis becomes raw or chaffed due to improper lubrication during sex or too much dry masterbation in a short period of time

Dude , my girlfriend gives the worst handjobs, I couldn’t get off and ended up getting a hot barrel

by KettleD November 29, 2017

Hots

Red Hot peppers relish.

Can you add hots to my sandwich?

by William Danoven November 6, 2022

hot 'n' cheesy

When you take an old tube sock, fill it with nacho cheese and proceed to have sex with the tube sock. Upon finishing, you hit the closest person with that tube sock.

Cheryl know she and Sam would be together for the long run when he gave her a hot 'n' cheesy right in the face.

by urrrrggggghhhh June 10, 2016

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022