cock railway

The act of hoovering schneef off of a cock, presumably an erect one.

I took the cock railway off this dude I met last night.

by notebai October 15, 2021

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016

Cock gobbler

Someone who partakes in the activity of gobbling cocks.

God, Samantha is such a cock gobbler.

by Jesus Harold Christ September 5, 2019

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness June 22, 2016

cock jawed

when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock

A)kari's dating bob again

B) omg im totally cock jawed

by attfieldd428 January 21, 2009